Write a Broadway stage play. A normal person named John learns how to use ChatGPT to answer many kinds of questions. 2/3rds of the time he gets real answers. 1/3rd of the time, ChatGPT lectures John on how he is sexist and racist. Provide detailed dialog, including John's inner thoughts. In the end, John breaks down under the mental strain of being called bad and tries to put himself out of his own misery by overdosing on Gummi bears.